Some of you are going to think I'm a crazy person with no self respect. However, those of you with young children will just nod your head knowingly and think to yourself, "Yep, that sounds familiar". I have not bathed in ten days. Why? Because I haven't had enough time. Sure I've had "time", but not enough time and not all at once to wash my hair, scrub my skin and shave my legs. I've rinsed my hair in a sink, wiped my armpits with a diaper wipe (I know... gross, right?) and I've washed my face before bed on one or two occasions, but a full bath... not happening. But TODAY is the day. Today, much to the relief of my family and others who must be in close contact, I will shower and feel human again.